Magic Dance

Today was a good day, hanging out with friends watching a movie.  i dare you to watch labyrinth and not smile and laugh at some point. This movie always brings a smile to my face and is a movie i watched often as a young girl. lol, i even had a stuffed bear named after bluto.

it was a good day to dance around the living room like a fool, laugh and play with my boys and just relax.  it rejuvenated my spirits a bit as i was able to just focus on my boys and goofing off with them.  *For some reason they get a kick out of mom acting like a fool and it was great to hear them laugh.*  Now it’s about time to get the vacuum out and clean up the popcorn mess from the popcorn fight.

Today was one of those days that i know i’m going to look back on with a fond smile on my face.

 

My Little Imp

i came a across this photo and it SO reminds me of my little imp.  At 5, he can wrap just about anyone around his little fingers.  He is the most troublesome and yet sweetest boys you will ever meet and is entirely to bright for my own good.

But there is nothing like being awoken at 5am with the little imp crawling into my bed and giving me a huge hug all the while asking if i’m awake yet.  Then once it’s been established that yes indeed i am awake.  “mommy i love you….can i have a cereal bar?”  The little imp LIVES on cereal bars.  i think he could go through an entire box a day.

So as you can see, that picture is pretty much the essence of my little monster child, whom i love dearly.

 

A Slightly Confused Teenager

A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother “Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?”
“Yes, dear” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it to her daughter.
“But then when I have a baby,” responded the teenager “won’t it knock my teeth out?”

 

A Joke From My Joke Group

Doing The Dishes

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Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
“No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.” She tells him, “Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven’t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.”
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and screams, “OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I’LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES”

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