Picking Fruit

Picking Fruit

Two guys sneak into a farmer’s fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. “Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want,” said the farmer.
The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer.
The farmer says,”now shove em’ all up your ass.”
The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then e starts to laugh.
“Why you laughing?” asked the farmer.
To which the man replied, “My friend is out picking watermelons!”

 

Go forth and multiply

Another joke to make your day!!

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to “Go forth and multiply.”
In his final eulogy, he noted, “Thank you Lord, they’re finally together.”
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked… “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”
The other mourner then replied… “I think he means her legs.”